I'm in a destructive mood!

I picked up a book I've had on my wishlist for awhile.
This book is so liberating! I mean, how often do you purchase a book for the sole purpose of destroying it? I never thought that it would be as much fun as it has been.
Every page has a different way to destroy it. It ranges from poking holes in the page, to burning it, to smearing what you're eating on it. It's so much fun! The only thing I probably won't do is the very last thing. It's actually on the outside of the book on the back. You tape the book shut and mail it to yourself. Yeah, I don't trust my mail carrier enough to do that. They've lost enough of my mail already.
This is a great book to buy if you're feeling creatively blocked. It really helps!